Saturday, May 29, 2010


Check the back of your sack cause I'm back (as if anybody actually reads this shit). As I sit here and pretend to enjoy the STACK (12% bitch) that I bought for $1.69 on the way to see some THRASH (metal; I peruse the vast metal blogs on the interweb and continue to see nothing but Paul Gray tributes. Okay, sorry the dude died, sorry he liked the needle, cock or whatever the fuck was his pleasure, did you (you as the douchebag who authors this shit) forget Ronnie James Fucking Dio died and the fucking baptist (capital B omitted on purpose) are trying to protest his memorial? Dude, the reclusive Blue Ninja will omit, the first Slipknot album was good, few songs on Iowa were good, and then........... the 3rd album came out, listened to it once, took it out of the player and put it under the seat and hoped no one would realize I actually bought it. Look I know fuzzynutz, you and your mom love listening to the acoustic version of Corey Taylor whining in pain for a cock to suck but to eclipse the death of a legend with that of the bass player of a stone sour (capitals omitted on purpose) cover band is atrocious. Dio was METAL and slipknot was, slipknot now represents everything that is NOT metal, commercial cocksucking, HORRIBLE acoustic song interwoven into HORRIBLE metal CD's and all around just shitty commerical hemorroid sucking. If you wear "scary" masks it should be FUCKING illegal for you to do an acoustic song, if you need to get in touch with you inner-self, stick your hand down your pants. Go fuck yourself Paul Gray (Oh wait, your dead) and as I read on "more people will be at Paul Gray's funeral than yours" fucking good, at least my friends are of legal drinking age and not douchebags. RIP buddy, still don't care and DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad we never got to see that Lady GaGa/Slipknot collaboration. From OLINVILLE central: Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least. The Blue NinJa hates you all. Don't applaud, just throw money.