Monday, February 7, 2011

Friday, January 14, 2011

FUCK Vick.

This is my new idea for signs in Philadelphia, I would personally donate if they handed them out as you entered the stadium.

Hope to live to see you rot.

[Wonder if this is offensive enough to get my point across?]

The (pit bull loving) reclusive Blue NiNJA located in the one and only OLiNViLLE.

Saturday, May 29, 2010


Check the back of your sack cause I'm back (as if anybody actually reads this shit). As I sit here and pretend to enjoy the STACK (12% bitch) that I bought for $1.69 on the way to see some THRASH (metal; I peruse the vast metal blogs on the interweb and continue to see nothing but Paul Gray tributes. Okay, sorry the dude died, sorry he liked the needle, cock or whatever the fuck was his pleasure, did you (you as the douchebag who authors this shit) forget Ronnie James Fucking Dio died and the fucking baptist (capital B omitted on purpose) are trying to protest his memorial? Dude, the reclusive Blue Ninja will omit, the first Slipknot album was good, few songs on Iowa were good, and then........... the 3rd album came out, listened to it once, took it out of the player and put it under the seat and hoped no one would realize I actually bought it. Look I know fuzzynutz, you and your mom love listening to the acoustic version of Corey Taylor whining in pain for a cock to suck but to eclipse the death of a legend with that of the bass player of a stone sour (capitals omitted on purpose) cover band is atrocious. Dio was METAL and slipknot was, slipknot now represents everything that is NOT metal, commercial cocksucking, HORRIBLE acoustic song interwoven into HORRIBLE metal CD's and all around just shitty commerical hemorroid sucking. If you wear "scary" masks it should be FUCKING illegal for you to do an acoustic song, if you need to get in touch with you inner-self, stick your hand down your pants. Go fuck yourself Paul Gray (Oh wait, your dead) and as I read on "more people will be at Paul Gray's funeral than yours" fucking good, at least my friends are of legal drinking age and not douchebags. RIP buddy, still don't care and DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad we never got to see that Lady GaGa/Slipknot collaboration. From OLINVILLE central: Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least. The Blue NinJa hates you all. Don't applaud, just throw money.



Thursday, May 7, 2009

Um yeah........

So as I just learned from, The Devil Wears Prada (I utterly refuse to abbreviate the gay ass band names) is going to out sell the new chimaira album. Okay....beyond the first understandable and justified first reaction of mass slaughter, I think, this is probably a good thing. Let the fuck-tards swarm Best-Buy and Wal-Mart and: 1. boost the economy with the money they accumulated last Tuesday sucking the dicks of dead dogs (if you don't get the song reference, you need culture), 2. Keep your ass out of real metal or real music for that matter. Did the lead winer's mom come up with the name for this band or did he just read it off the label on her shirt as he was breast feeding? and 3. It gives me something to bitch about. Again, the PUSSIFICATION of America (another reference that you should know and if you don't stop licking the lead paint and get some fucking culture). So my vote, if The Devil Wears Prada wants publicity I say lets give them the swine flu and send them to Egypt. Those motherfuckers know how to handle shit, just kill it all. and it closing, here is a picture to ponder while your world is being devoured by the swine flu, or by the unrelenting stupidity of the human race, flip a coin, then eat it, the zinc will protect you from the swine flu and make you breath minty fresh.

As Always,
The Reclusive Blue NinJa

FUCK ALLAH, were outta BACON!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Cinco de Mayo

Hot damn its Cinco de Mayo, oh yeah, wait, whoopty fucking do da. Am I a Mexican? No, I'm a ninJa. Do I give a shit about the fact some mexicans defeated some frogs on may 5th? No. Texas should succeed and we could give Mexico Texas as a Cinco de Mayo present. See what they do with the shithole, hey, hey now...Don't mess with Texas .....(because its not nice to pick on retards). But master ninJa, Cinco de Mayo is a holiday watered down by America's frat boy culture, so it's drinking holiday, right? Every fucking holiday is a drinking holiday and anyone of those where someone preferentially hands me a corona, goes low on my list. In closing here are some pictures of happy Mexicans for Cinco de Mayo and one picture of the burro that had to haul all the piss water corona up the hill to the bar last night.

Drink one for me, oh wait, too late, and please keep your fruit in your own beer,
The Reclusive Blue NinJa